mostly dogs now. hope thats cool

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

(via churchofgay)

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mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

(via bitchbot)

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via iwillkillallmyfriends)

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24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

(Source: faineemae, via gerward)

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6woofs:

Well, I was GOING to go to bed…

(via patrickstughmp)

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stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

(via stillstree)

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spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

(via rnaxbemis)

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remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(Source: lesbianmooncolony, via momjeans2014)

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